Hour 2: Doom Scrolling

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Slimfast gets you caught up on all the news of the day

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0:00.0	It's time to Doom Scroll.
0:04.0	You don't know, could kill the order of warnings.
0:07.0	Rippies infected monkeys.
0:09.0	The only news that matters,
0:11.0	that the most trusted name in the business. This is headlines with
0:14.4	Slim Fast on the Church of Laslau.
0:17.0	Yo, we're doing the news man.
0:21.0	All right, good. You've been paying attention to the news?
0:23.8	I have not.
0:24.4	Ignore it.
0:25.4	Did you watch the Olympics over the weekend?
0:26.5	I didn't.
0:27.5	You didn't even watch the basketball game?
0:29.7	I didn't.
0:30.7	So I was like kind of excited to watch the basketball game. I was like I'm going to watch this live.
0:35.0	Man, Steph Curry went nuts. At the end, yeah. But I was like I'm going to watch this live. This would be great.
0:40.0	I go to watch it. Chef is unbelievable man. Dude, it is great.
0:43.2	I can't believe you didn't.
0:44.4	I can't believe you didn't watch the game.
0:45.9	And it was like Saturday afternoon,
0:47.1	it was perfect time for it.
0:48.4	But I go to turn it down on golfing with the boys.
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