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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hour 2: Doom Scrolling

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

it's time to doom scroll you don't know could kill me the order of born in

0:06.8

hippies infected monkeys the only news that matters with the most trusted name in the business

0:12.9

this is headlines with slim fast on the church of lasloh. yo yo well the news and you know a Well, the news.

0:21.7

You know, a lot of the news lately has been dominated by stuff going on in politics.

0:27.3

We've got a new president.

0:29.1

So, you know, you can't really avoid it because it's the biggest stuff going on.

0:34.2

Yesterday we talked about Elon and his kid.

0:35.8

I feel like that's still kind of in the news a lot.

0:39.6

You played a clip yesterday, Snow Cone, a lot of people were sharing of Elon's kid. It sounds like he's saying, you're not the president, go away. Did you hear the other clip? I don't know if that's real, though, where he says shut the F up. He says, shush your mouth. Oh, shut your mouth.

0:34.3

Is that what he says?

0:35.0

Okay.

0:35.7

I always wonder when I watch those.

0:37.1

It kind of sounds like it.

0:38.8

But it's like that power of persuasion. He says, shush your mouth. Oh, shush your mouth. Is that what he says? Okay. I always wonder when I watch those.

0:54.8

It kind of sounds like it.

0:56.6

But it's like that power of persuasion because if someone says, here, read this and then listen, you go, okay.

1:03.2

Yeah.

1:03.2

I definitely hear it.

1:03.9

Shus your mouth.

1:04.7

Okay.

1:05.4

Well, anyhow, I guess the big news today, there's several things, but one of the big things is that Trump and Elon, you know, they've been working to trim the fat,

1:12.8

right? Cut all this spending. Yeah. And they'd offered buyout plans for a lot of government workers. Oh, yeah, yeah. And a federal judge had blocked that and said, oh, nope, nope, nope, can't do that. And I think that's the same. I don't understand why. I don't either.

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