Hour 2: Doom Scrolling

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0	It's time to doomscroll.
0:03.0	You don't know, could kill me.
0:06.0	The order of Bournemies.
0:07.0	The only news that matters with the most trusted name in the business.
0:13.0	This is headlines with Slidfast on the Church of Laslow.
0:17.0	Yo!
0:19.0	We're doing the news, man.
0:21.5	All right, good. You've been paying attention to the news? I have not. Did you watch the Olympics over the weekend? I didn't. You didn't? You didn't even watch the basketball game? I didn't. So I was kind of excited to watch the basketball game. I was like, I'm going to watch this live. Man, Steph Curry went nuts. At the end, yeah, but I was like, I'm going to watch this live.
0:19.4	This will be great.
0:20.0	I go to watch it.
0:20.8	Chef is unbelievable. I was like, I'm going to watch this live. Man, Steph Curry went nuts. At the end, yeah.
0:37.5	But I was like, I'm going to watch this live.
0:39.4	This will be great.
0:40.0	I go to watch it.
0:40.8	Chef is unbelievable, man.
0:42.2	Dude, it is great. I can't believe you didn't watch the game. And it was like Saturday afternoon. It was perfect time for it. But I go to turn around. on golfing with the boys.
0:34.6	Oh, that's right.
0:35.6	Someone said they saw you out there.
0:37.2	Yeah, smileys.
0:37.6	What's up?
0:38.0	I'm happy you guys to go and golfing again.
0:40.2	I got the little message on my app when I went to... Oh, that's right. Someone said they saw you out there. Yeah, Smilies. What's up? I'm happy you guys are going golfing again.
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