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Doom scroll, you long-legged son of a bitch. Well, yesterday there was this big story about Matthew Perry. An arrest had been made. And the death investigation to Matthew Perry, when did he die? Sometime last year. I think maybe they said maybe 10 months ago. I don't know. I don't be disrespectful. I'm saying I don't know how many months it's back. It's not like you know, you gave it that kind of attitude. Sorry, no, I meant like I'm not the person to ask exactly when I was. I don't know. I'm not the guy. I'm pretty sure it was sometime last year, but roughly eight to 12 months, something like that. We knew that they were investigating this thing. They've been all these rumors about who they were looking into. And then yesterday they said they'd made an arrest, but they didn't say who it was. And then today we're getting more and more updates. We know now that they've arrested several people, I think five people. One of them known as the ketamine queen. You don't want to be known as the ketamine queen.

Yeah, Phoebe. She's the ketamine queen.

That's Snow cone's drag name.

The ketamine queen?

Mm-hmm. You can see them do Sunday brunches.

I'm sure celebrities pay well for their drugs, right?

I'm sure.

And so there's dealers in LA that get these celebrity drugs. But this makes you think, like, maybe you shouldn't get drugs for celebrities because cops seem to take this seriously. They're probably paid top-notch, though. Yeah. That's, I mean, that's, you know, you got to think about both sides. They're definitely not going to argue about price. You can charge them whatever you want.

And not to mention, it's just cool. It would be cool to say if you're a dealer, which being a dealer isn't cool, obviously. But if you are already a dealer, it would be cool to say that you have some celebrity clients. What's not cool about it? I'm just saying drugs aren't cool. Oh, I see. We talked about that yesterday. Thanks, Dad.

We talked about this yesterday.

Our boss just, you know, wants to make sure that we make it clear that we're not in any way condoning drug use. You're on drugs right now, and you sell them to people around? I do not sell drugs. And I'm also not even on it. I don't sell drugs. Okay. I've taken them. I do't sell drugs okay I've taken them I do take them

sometimes but I buy them from my

doctor or from a pharmacy

but that my doctor sends over there

anyhow police have now arrested several

your doctor lives off on a house on

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