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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hour 2: Doom Scrolling

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

It's time to dooms scroll.

0:04.3

You don't know, could kill the order of hornets.

0:07.2

Copee's infected monkeys.

0:09.3

The only news that matters with the most trusted name in the business.

0:13.4

This is headlines with Slidfast on the Church of Laslo.

0:18.6

Yo!

0:19.1

Yo!

0:20.2

All right, so the question is,

0:22.0

Yeah.

0:22.9

If you knew that you were going to be on that flight that turned upside down,

0:28.6

but you knew you would survive, but you had to go through the whole thing, would you do it for $30,000?

0:32.2

Yeah, you don't know if you'd be one of the ones that gets injured or not, but you know, you survived.

0:35.6

Everyone survives.

0:36.5

Everyone survived.

0:37.4

Of course. And they claim, Delta claims, I'm reading this. one of the ones that gets injured or not. Everyone survived. Everyone survived.

0:38.0

Of course.

0:45.1

And they claim Delta claims, I'm reading this on TMZ's website right now, no strings attached with this 30,000 dollars. There are new developments this morning on that Delta Airlines plane crash in Toronto this week.

0:49.0

Delta is offering passengers who are on the flight $30,000 a piece.

0:53.5

Airline officials telling customers the offer

0:55.4

has no strings attached and does not affect rights. The plane was carrying 76 passengers for crew

1:01.4

members when it burst into flames upon landing and flipped upside down. How much money do you think?

1:08.5

For a guy who's constantly dreaming about suing someone other than my own company.

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