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This is headlines with Slidfast on the Church of Laslow.

Yo, yo.

You want to be smart? No. Oh, come on. You want to be informed? The shirt looks good. It does look good. You should probably buy one when they become available for sale. Yeah. That makes it easier. Next week. Next week. Look at that. It was fast. Snow cone got it done for you. It took a little while, but he got it done. Hey, man. I'm a man of results. Yeah, it looks good. The news. Brian Coburger, the Idahoian. Is he from Idaho? I don't know. I know Snowcon knows. Snowco has been a lot of time. It's from Pennsylvania. Oh, that's right. He was driving back to Pennsylvania when they pulled him over.

You know, he's got this trial coming up for stabbing those kids.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Or just made it sound like he did it. Well, I'm just saying that's the trial. You know, similar stabbing. They're accusing him of stabbing. I know, but the way he said it. He's got this trial, kind of, allegedly, stabbing.

Right, because he said those kids, yeah. Most people say that he did.

Yeah.

Yeah, because he's being accused of stabbing those kids.

And the... allegedly. Right. Because he said those kids. Most people say that he did. Yeah.

Yeah.

Because he's being accused of stabbing those kids.

And the defense is saying, look, we cannot have this trial here because everybody knows way too much about this guy.

And they've already formed an opinion.

And the jury is going to lie to us when we go through and pick jurors. obviously have to have an opinion by now and he can't get a fair trial the prosecution is saying and usually I would agree with defense's motions to do those

things but in this case when the prosecution says I don't think moving is going to change anything

because you pay all this money to move 100 miles down the road or whatever they all have

opinions too.

Yeah. This is not like a local story.

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