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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hour 2: Doom Scrolling

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

It's time to dooms scroll.

0:04.0

You don't know could kill it.

0:05.6

The order of born-ins.

0:06.8

The only news that matters with the most trusted name in the business.

0:13.1

This is headlines with Slidfast on the Church of Laslow.

0:18.2

Yo.

0:18.9

Yo.

0:19.9

I don't know why I said Long John Silver's, but boy, that sounds good, does it? It's so good. I had, like, once every two years, and in my head, I'm like, man. They're hard to find. Because I took, I got salmon out today. And you just thought I wish I had lung johns? Yeah, I wish I had something that tastes good. Yeah. I'm going to cook this. They're not, I can't

0:39.3

believe they're even similar in any way, shape, or form. The fact that they're both fish is hard to believe. And their chicken is the best, too. Oh, it's the best chicken. It's like the, you know, look, you say, what's your favorite fried chicken? Well, honestly, if I'm, if we're counting Long John's. Right. I'd probably go

0:35.4

with that. It's so, so, so

0:37.3

good, but they just, one by my house burned

0:39.3

down. Part of why I bought if I'm if we're counting long johns right probably go with that it's so so so good but they

0:55.8

just that one by my house burned down part of why i bought where i bought was because those

0:59.4

the long john silver's there and then it burned down and they didn't really do that i don't

1:02.9

know is there one down here on the street i think so there's one kind of south of me but all

1:09.2

of it's the time that's the only one i guess i really know of in the area is the one not too far from work, if it's still down there. But, yeah, when I was a kid, we used to go there all the time. Well, you used to be kind of fancy. My brother worked at one. My dad used to take us in. You know, it was kind of like they had the wood boost. Yeah, if you're a kid, you got the little hat and the whole deal. It was nice. It was kind of like, yeah.

1:11.3

It was like, yeah they had the wood boost. Yeah, if you were a kid, you got the little hat and the whole deal.

1:28.1

It was nice.

1:28.7

It was kind of like, yeah.

1:24.8

It was like, yeah, it was fast food. Again, we talk about the airlines, like how they just jam everybody into them. Like fast food restaurants, they were fast food restaurants, but they were literally nice. Man, pizza hut. They were restaurants. They were restaurants. when she walked in along John Silver and had the mahogany benches.

1:27.0

They're still the same benches.

1:28.6

It's just been sat down They were restaurants. Yeah, pizza hodge them was nice. They were restaurants. You walked in the Long John Silver and had the mahogany benches.

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