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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Clickbait, Jake's Date Exit Interview and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8679 Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.

0:24.4

Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K. Rock. Oh yeah, good morning. Welcome to your Tuesday. It's K Rock Rock, Lian Alley Show, just after 8 o'clock.

0:38.2

We'll have to get into this hour on the show. How would you let you go to Universal Studios?

0:43.1

Go experience the Fast and Furious ride. We will get you to that this hour on the show. Also,

0:48.7

we have some access for you to go to that new music festival in Santa Monica. Hopefully you've been paying attention. Everything that happens on the show today.

0:55.8

Starting last hour, but you didn't miss much.

0:58.4

Could be the answer to a question.

1:00.6

It's the Klein Alley Show Quiz.

1:03.0

In this particular case, though,

1:04.9

because we're going to get you into this ocean...

1:08.3

What else this thing called?

1:09.5

Ocean Way.

1:10.3

Ocean Way. The Klein All right.oshin way quiz will be happening rolls right off the time so memorable I forgot it an hour after we announced it. So anyway we'll get to that To start paying attention so that you can hopefully win your way Is Shoshan two words? I don't know how we hyphenated that I'm not exactly sure hyphenated. In a moment, though, we'll get into some clickbait as we kick up a brand new hour of the show. Doctors are saying it is not an apple a day that will keep you away, but it is something else that you should be eating. And this is a new deal breaker, according to single women. If you're a man and you have this, they're not interested. So think about that for just a moment. We will get into that with some clickbait. Is it a small penis? It's not small penis, Allie, but that is an interesting guess. I know that you are trying to think like a straight woman, and that's difficult for you. But we will get to us in just a moment as we solve the internet's biggest riddles together

2:01.3

and that is right after this one

2:02.9

from Jimmy Eat World as a brand new hour of the show officially starts now on K Rock. Clown alley show. K Rock, if you need us, 800, 5201010601067. Remember those numbers if you want to win or interact. You can call, you can text. right now, though, we solve the internet's biggest riddles.

2:16.9

Internet design, two reasons and two reasons only.

2:18.7

Clickbait masturbate.

2:20.0

You only do one of them on the radio.

2:21.1

It's time riddles. Internet design, two reasons and two reasons only. Clickbait, masturbate. You can only do one of them on

2:20.7

the radio. It's time for Clickbait. Here we go.

2:27.1

Hey, start with this one.

2:30.3

Doctors claim that an apple a day will not keep you away, but eating this probably will.

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