New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. This is the world famous K-Rod. Good morning. Welcome to your K-Rots. It's up for 8 o'clock on a Tuesday. Lots to get into this hour. Lots to give you this morning. And we did announce yesterday that we are taking this thing on the road for another hang, Cinco de Mayo. If you think about our first Cinco de Mayo hang, it was when our previous boss, the guy that was a big dick to us, finally got fired from this place, and we turned his office into a canteen. That was cool. That was our first Cinco to Mayo hang, and we had listeners come by. I believe at the time, Allie was lactating. We had listeners doing shots of Ali's breast milk. That's right. And that was the beginning of the turnaround here. We cut the Brisbane. We did cut the Brisbane. It was the Brisbane cutting at the, the boss's former office canteen that we turned into an illegal bar. And the people got so hammered that came by for that. Our boss had to issue Uber credits for rides home. We had to Uber everyone home. Remember there was like listeners just wandering the halls, like lost?

Wandering the halls, wandering the building. I think we got to call. There's like an orthodontist upstairs on a different floor that one of our listeners wandered in there. I mean, it was a real disaster. There are apartments in this building, too. People live in this building. So it got out of control very quickly. and we've decided to really raise the stakes this year as we're heading across the street to one of our favorite spots at Descanso. It's going to be a Cinco de Mayo hang starting right after we get off the air on Cinco de Mayo Tuesday, which happens to be a taco Tuesday. And of course, we'll be hooking you up with limited edition Klein Alley Show merch and tacos. And I'm sure we'll do some drinks as well.

And I want this to be the biggest hang we've had yet.

And especially now, we finally have a theme song for the Viva Klein Alley Show.

Cinco to Mayo.

You ready to eat some tacos, bro?

You ready to eat some tacos, bro?

Viva Cline Alley Show. bro. You ready to eat some tacos, bro? Leave a financial.

Taco Tuesday.

Taco Tuesday.

This is not AI.

This is a present.

So this is not AI This is a present So this is not

AI, that is real Lul John right there

And you better believe

that we have now

an official theme song to get you ready

What's that song about? I missed the...

Yeah, I can't remember the title.

It's about...

No, soft tortillas.

We're playing people.

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