New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K-Rock.

Yeah, welcome to K Rock.

This is an hour for you to be listening, locked in. Johnny doesn't know coming coming up a little bit later. He'll come in the studio and prove what a dummy he is. And we've got all sorts of ways for you to interact with us. Phones, text line 8005201067. The banger bus is back later this morning. Any certified bangers you need to hear on Krock to get you in the right frame frame of mind for the long weekend. And the unofficial start of summer will make that happen for you. Songs that you don't hear that often on Krock that you must hear, deep cuts, whatever. We will get them on the air. Of course, DJ Omar Khan will be entering this studio next hour and sit on the lie detector machine for lie day Friday. There's a lot of questions on the goat line about things that people want to hear from Omar.

We'll get into that a little bit later. But first, let me say hi to Michelle. Good morning. Hello. Hi, what's up? You're on K. Rock. What can we do for you? Oh, I just wanted to call you because I'm calling from the Netherlands. I'm getting ready to go see Sublime in a few hours from the Mile High Club that you guys sent me to.

Wow, we actually do this.

I'm always ready to go see Sublime in a few hours from the Mile High Club that you guys sent me to.

Wow, we actually do this. I'm always shocked when I know that we say we do it and we tell you a call and win and then when people actually send us pictures, I'm like, God, we really did that. Yeah, I know. How's it been? It's been good. We had to layover in Amsterdam, so we were in Amsterdam for a few hours. Oh, that's all you need.

I know, right?

Just a cone, a fries,

and mayonnaise, a couple of whores.

Yeah, did you mayonnaise, a couple of whores.

Yeah, did you hit up a coffee shop? Yes, of course we did. Oh, nice. What else would you do?

There's a red light district there.

Did you go there?

We went to there also.

Oh.

I mean, those are the two things, right?

Right.

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