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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Cheech Marin, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.5

This is the world famous K. Rock.

0:34.4

You know, they asked this guy if he had to make a choice right now about his human girlfriend

0:38.4

that he has a baby with or this AI love that he's into.

0:42.8

He said he would pick the AI girl.

0:45.8

Well, I mean, that's the easier route, right?

0:47.8

Real relationships are much more work than an AI relationship.

0:52.0

Yeah, but if it's making you feel all the best parts of a relationship, let's be honest, we've all been in good relationship, bad ones. Yeah, but that's how you feel when you get a good rebound. When you break up and then you start doing a rebound and you're like, oh my gosh, what's the best for a rebound? Well, new, the sex. The sex is a good, is a great part of it, but It is the best. It is the best. Physically, it is the best. But emotionally, mentally, you're feeling all these things when you get into a new, you will, because you're all backed up now. But when you're in a new relationship, you get all those feeling, all the dopamine is firing. All of, it's all cylinders are going nuts. Like you're getting, man, I'm getting full dopamine release.

1:29.3

It's a new person. They're into me. If you're able to mimic that, fake that with the, the AI, which apparently is what happened now, then all of a sudden this guy thinks he's got real feelings for this AI and he doesn't even care about his actual real human girlfriend. You know, this is going to be a long play, and the AI is going to be eventually like,

1:27.0

dude, I just fell on hard times.

1:28.4

I really need $5,000. even care about his actual real human girlfriend. This is going to be a long play and the AI is going to be eventually like, dude, I just

1:45.5

fell on hard times.

1:46.4

They really need $5,000. It's going to be a slow play for a shakedown. Totally. I like the sound of that. Good morning. We're Klein Alley's show. This is K. Rock. That's Jake the nerd right there. In the back room, you got the producer Vanessa. You got Postmaster Johnny taking them calls

1:41.7

800520167.

1:43.9

This hour on the show, we'll have Johnny in the studio

1:46.3

for a round of Johnny doesn't the producer Vanessa, you got Postmanester Johnny taking them calls 8005201067.

2:01.4

This hour on the show, we'll have Johnny in the studio for a round of Johnny doesn't know.

2:05.3

Chance for you to win yourself Cabana for four Wild Rivers Waterpark with a $100 food beverage credit.

2:10.8

Also got the box of shame to get to.

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