All right. I know we have a topic to get to. First of all, I can't believe that Andy Reid story.

That's unbelievable. That is remarkable. But can I, I'm, I'm going to do this and probably get accused of being Stony.

Then I'll be accused of being a Spartan scumbag. Then it'll just be, you're a communist. But none of this.

There's no ill will. I'm not mad at the kid. This is just, I still can't believe hearing Otto's update there.

And just casually, with no hesitation,

Price Underwood's going to make $3 million this year as a guy who has thrown exactly zero passes in college football.

Like I knew it would get to a point where like a Quinn Ewers or a J.J. McCarthy or,

hey, you've gotten to your junior year.

You're a superstar.

You're a first round pick.

Maybe you make a couple million bucks.

And maybe I'm naive, stupid, combo of both.

I never imagined I'd be reading headlines about how Texas Tech just paid a high school

offensive tackle, $4 million, or a quarterback who's net, and again, Underwood could be

football Jesus.

He could be the latest five-star bust.

No clue.

No clue.

The point is, it's amazing as I sit here, Mike, that that's in a sports update and nobody will blink.

I do.

I still do.

And maybe it's part of the reason I don't like the sport anymore is because I don't have a

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