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So today we do have a special guest advisor. If you haven't met him before, it's the one and only, the legend, the man, the myth, the legend. Movie star. Edson keeps bringing up kids. He keeps bringing it up. Scott Caparro is going to be a dad. Let me get this straight. So you're ready to say goodbye to your sex life. What? Have a good one. No, wait, don't, isn't that how people have kids? Yeah, and then you have kids and then there's no more sex. Oh, Roe, I see, I see. Okay, I thought you meant before that, what? Yes, no, I don't know. I mean, he was just in Brazil with his family, and he loves his family, and they are great, his nieces and nephews.

And we want them to come stay with us if we ever have a place to live in this country. So you're considering the possibility of making some babies. But I want one that's not new. I want one that's a bit, you know, not... What do you call it?

Older. Like, what do you say? Not an infant. Like, what's after an infant? A youth. A toddler? No, that sounds like they don't walk fast. I want them moving fast to the house cleaning up stuff. Can we get one of those? Oh, you look, you're looking for a house boy. Well, you know, I mean, I want the, if they're there, I want them busy, right?

I'm hanging out, right? Nobody wants to hang out. Do not, please don't have kids. Yeah. So now hold on a second because for the last, for the 30 years that I've known you, you have lived at the same address on Turk Street. Yeah, yeah. No, we live there still. It's still our place. Oh, what? We're just not staying there. We are staying there. Oh, it's complicated. The building's become so toxic that we can't sleep. Hold on. I thought you said you surrendered the place. No, no, we still, all my stuff is still in it. We still have it. But it's still our primary residence.

But we're staying in different places because we can't sleep there. We just can't. So you're paying rent on the place that you're, to store your stuff. Yeah, it's really. And you're not. No, we're going to, we're going to go there. We're going to try to sleep there. It's tonight. it's really you know

live underneath a tap dancer

I'm glad I to try to sleep there. It's tonight. It's really, you know. Do you live underneath a tap dancer? Oh, God, I wish. To that, I could sleep. Step will change, step will change, step,le chain, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, what is happening? There's just, uh, the people in our, it's just very loud, very loud. Well, and your landlord doesn't want you there.

Well, I don't know what he wants, but this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. But it isn't you. The problem doesn't seem to solve itself. So we have to just find other places to sleep because not sleeping is really bad. I agree. Yeah. Really bad. Well. I know that feeling. Really bad. And I know that a lot of renters suffer in the city with loud neighbors and stuff. Yes, of course. We just can't tolerate it anymore. So we're, yeah. So we're spending time elsewhere. It's really awful. It's really hard. You've been looking for a house, though. You keep sending me listings. We have to solve the situation because I fear for our health. It's really gotten to a point where I'm like, you know, this is, this has to be, you know. And I think that maybe when I was younger and there were noisy people next door or somebody I didn't notice. I don't know. Maybe people have always been as noisy, but I... Maybe all of the neighbors are conspiring to get you out of there.

There's that, too.

My husband is a Virgo.

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