Okay, welcome in, 97-1.

Sometimes a story crosses your desk.

It is both relevant, not because Rico has graced us with what he has called his sexual chocolate dress shirt,

but also because we're talking Alex Bregman, we're waiting.

We're pining for news.

Well, this story should be relevant to David and Rico,

and I want to know if this particular story could help us get Alex pregnant.

But it's important because Kenny and I are heathens.

This is really a... See, Rico, during the break, he came back here.

I'm like, I got hope.

I got hope for Bregman.

He says, I give you a reason.

I have a reason why he's coming to Detroit.

I'm like, what?

Hey, Padre Francis is opening the holy doors.

The enchanted portals or whatever these things are called.

It always worries me when you leave the room and say, watch this.

And the door closes behind you. I'm like, oh, no.

Come on. We got Pope Francis bringing Alex Bregman to the D.

Oh, my Lord.

You don't just open those sacred portals for any free agent.

I'm like, okay.

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