Mark Simone on the voice of New York, 710 WOR.

Well, it's St. Patrick's Day today.

Luckily, there's no parade.

Well, it's a Zoom parade, so you don't have to worry about all the tie-ups and traffic

and all that stuff.

And spring begins Saturday.

This is the last two, three days of winter.

And then spring begins on Saturday. It'll be in the 60s next week.

Back to outdoor dining and all that stuff. And Joe Bartlett, is there actually a St. Patrick's Day parade on Zoom?

Is it an actual scheduled thing?

It's on Facebook.

Oh, even better.

It's clips of old parades.

You know what?

Actually, that's not a bad idea.

I would actually watch it.

No, that's not a bad idea.

Now, of course, the problem is, well, I mean, the good news is there's no

parade, so you don't have all these streets tied up. You don't have every stupid high school

kid from the suburbs with a green hat throwing up all over you. It's perfect. But the bad

news is, I assume a lot of money is made on St. Patrick's Day, you know, for an Irish pub, tavern, this is like New Year's Eve,

right? So, yeah, all these, you know, McFaddens, McFadens, McFadens, McDadden's, McFad, they're all, what,

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