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It's hour two on this Tuesday. Gangzo here ready to go. The Minister of Humor, Fritzy,

Seton, Marr, Pauli, yours truly, the backroom guys. Seaton just ruined one word for me.

Now, whenever I see this word, certainly when it comes to sports, I'm going to think of a word inside of a word.

We were looking at the Houston Texans, and as tradition would have it, the Texans always play on that wild card Saturday when they're in the postseason.

They're always the early game.

It's a tradition unlike any other.

So Seton goes, I'm looking at the list of all the times the Texans have been in the wild card playing the early game,

and he said, I can't help but focus on a word inside the word.

So go ahead, Seton.

Yeah, I just never noticed it, but for some reason when I saw that graphic on TV, it was there like a dozen times the word Saturday and all in a row.

And for some reason, I just, I don't know how I never noticed this before, but I saw the word turd written in Saturday.

And it's all I could see was 3.30 turd, 330 turd, 330 turd, 330, 330, every year, 330 turd, 330,

wow. Why is this what my eyes are choosing to focus on? That's what my brain is saying,

like, this is the important part of this. The Texans playing the early game on Saturday,

Saturday. Sat turd day. Yes, a tradition unlike any other. 83d pshow email address d'ampatrick

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i guess was extended an invitation to interview for the bear's job, but now he has to wait to see what

Jerry Jones is going to do. It's embarrassing. And Mike McCarthy deserves better than that.

But Jerry, for some reason, either you're going to keep him or you're not. And now the bears

may be interested, whether it's real or not, but maybe somebody's doing, Mike McCarthy

is solid there.

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