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We are Klein Alley's show.

Nice to meet you, or sorry you're stuck listening to us in the back of a ride chair. Your driver's got good taste, tip him well, or her well. And balzy of you to play us in the car, Uber or Lyft driver. I know that sometimes it has helped your reviews go up, and sometimes people have said,

please drop me off in the middle of the freeway.

I must get out of it right now.

I mean, when I was a driver,

it was just... sometimes it has helped your reviews go up and sometimes people have said please drop me off

in the middle of the freeway. I must get out of it right now. I mean, when I was a driver was just let me put the most generic, easy to listen to stuff on that no one's going to complain about. Yep. And we are not that. No, we are not. So thanks for checking us out. I'm Clinners Allie and DJ O'Marconj, Jake the nerd, and the chicken coop in the back.

Yeah, Postmaster Johnny and Vanessa.

That's how nicknames get started.

This hour on the nerd, and, you know, the chicken coop in the back. Yeah, Postmaster Johnny and Vanessa. That's how nicknames get started.

Hi.

This hour on the show, Ali, once again, proving that she is bilingual.

She's been learning Spanish, and she wanted to prove it to us by calling and pressing dose for Español.

Was she able to successfully have a conversation with customer service using only her new Spanish knowledge?

Well, I will say, I don't want to spoil anything yet, but it took me four different phone calls just to press the right amount of numbers to get to a customer service.

Oh, God, you're going to fail this terribly.

So we'll get into that this hour also.

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