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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.3	This is the world famous K.Rock.
0:35.2	Oh, yeah, welcome to your K.Rock.
0:36.5	Line All rightly show this hour. Tickets will be yours. K-Rox, almost acoustic Christmas. Happening to December 13th, the forum, Evanescence, yellow card, rise against, social D, all American Rejects and many, many others. Complete lineup, details, tickets, Krock.com, all the information you need at KROQ.com. Nice to meet you if you're new to the show. My name's Klein. That's Alley. Hello. That is a DJ Omar Khan there, the audio sniper, Jake the nerd. Postmaster Johnny in the back, taking the calls, and producer Vanessa 800520. and you know the rest.
1:22.5	This message was waiting on the goat line and it's another warning as to why you should listen to this show very carefully because sometimes people do get in trouble as a result of this show.
1:23.6	We don't feel good about it.
1:28.3	We don't condone it, but it does happen and that's what we call, I guess, friendly fire alley. Guys, I work in the office and I have to be in a quiet setting and I visit shows every morning.
1:34.3	And when you guys put the bid out for Jimmy Kimmel's, the guy dying, and then Omar played the dog sound.
1:42.3	I fucking scream.
1:46.4	Oh, my God.
1:47.5	Please, someone take away the stylebook from Omar.
1:50.1	It's dangerous.
1:51.4	It's got me in trouble.
1:52.9	Please.
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