New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. This is the world famous K. Rock. What an hour to be alive. Welcome to K. Rock. Klein Ali's show. Good morning. My name is Klein. There's Ali. Good morning. He is the audio sniper and then Jake the nerd. How's that? Postmaster Johnny and Vanessa taking the calls at 800 5201067. You can interact with the show. Text, call. Just sit back and listen or watch because we're streaming live on YouTube.

What an hour.

We got Billy Corrigan joining us of Smashing Pumpkin's fame celebrating 30 years, 30th anniversary

of melancholy and infinite sadness.

And they've got a tour that was just announced, the Rats in a Cage tour, which will be

happening this fall. We will get you in to the LA show at the forum coming up in less than an hour. And Billy Corgan will be on to talk all about that and everything else a little bit later this hour. Plus, Allie's hot cousin and all of her pre-Vegas plans, which are totally different than Ali's pre-Vagus plans. If you are... If you want to learn something about how to be hot in Vegas, you're going to want to hear this. Yeah. Did you say she had multiple pool outfits? She was contemplating multiple pool outfits depending if she was going to... She has different pool outfits depending on the pool we go to. It's crazy. She has casual pool outfit and pool party outfit. And then she has a post, no doubt, outfit. So without thinking that after the concert, we would go back to the hotel and change again. And then go out. God, being a woman is like... Exhausting. Sounds exhausting. Good thing I'm not one. I know. That's the funniest part is when women explain to Allie how to be a woman and Ali's like shocked

about the whole thing.

Really?

What?

Well, and I want to ask her her plans for me because I do have some basics put together,

but I think she's planning on like carving this stone into a sculpture.

Is this the hot cousin that you went to Vegas for her bachelorette party? Correct. And she hid you under a tarp by the pool so you wouldn't ruin the vibe or something? No, but there were 13 very hot girls all in Vegas. It was one of those situations where you walk out and there's a bus waiting for you. And they're like, please get in this's free we'll take you anywhere you want to go and I was the person who was always last in line because I walk the slowest I've got thick ankles and they were closing the ropes right after like right before I had got there had to keep saying please she's with us and they're like sure it was like I was trying to hobble along and they were like You know, no, she's with us, she's with us. Yes. Are you sure? It was like, I was trying to hobble along and they were like, you know, no, she's with us, she's with us. Tell that bus to get on the bus. I couldn't walk in heels. It's so hard. That's just so funny. This idea of everywhere you go, they closed that little velvet rope in front of you. Right before at me. I'm with him. That's my party Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Allie over

Just crunches through the game. It's Kay Rock, we are Clown Alley Show. Kay Rock, we are Cline Alley Show. A little bit later this hour. Billy Corgan joins us, and we get you into the just-announced tour, the Rats in a Cage Tour, and that'll be happening coming up.

When is that show in L.A.? I don't know. It's coming up, but not... We should probably figure that out. So I'm always so frustrated because I always get excited about it. It's not until November. November 12th at the Kia Forum. But we will get your tickets today. So you'll forget about it, and then you'll remember in November when you get a alert on your phone.

Oh, that's right.

I have tickets to the show.

It's amazing.

I won them on Krock.

I'll have that coming up later this out. get you tickets today. So you'll forget about it. And then you'll remember in November when you get alert on your phone. Oh, that's right. I have tickets to the show. It's amazing. I won them on

K-Rock. I'll have that coming up later this hour. Allie, your hot cousin, Coco, of course it is. Is on the phone right now? And just to confirm, because a lot of people are already asking on the text line. Is this the hot cousin that Ali slept with?

No, no, no, no. That actually was

not a hot cousin and it was a second step cousin

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