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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Ally's Doctor's Visit, Klein's Yogurt Toppings and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

$5.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:30.9

This is the world famous K. Rock.

0:35.6

Hell yeah. Good morning. Welcome to your K Rock.

0:37.2

We are Klein Ali's chef.

0:38.5

Omar, I'm glad you enjoyed hearing my kids yell at me because yesterday when I was feeling the 420 feels, we ended up, I ended up being very easily convinced to go to a frozen yogurt place.

0:50.5

And I got into a heated negotiation about how many toppings were acceptable.

1:12.8

It happens every time. I don't know how you just didn't give in to all the toppings. Well, apparently I... How do you give limits to them? It's like going to an ice cream shop and being like, you can only have half a scoop. Like, that's a terrible thing for a child. One time a couple years ago, I did say, I'm tired of being the bad guys or just do whatever you want to to your cup and they both came out with these cups that first of all both weighed like a pound

1:17.4

and a half at the yogurt shop and it was basically no ice cream at all and just filled the whole cup

1:23.7

with candy and gummy bears and Oreo crumbs great and you see how much they can eat yeah but yeah can eat. Yeah, but yeah, but for the time being. And then I get the, you know, it was like $50 worth of, quote, frozen yogurt, even though I didn't see any yogurt there. And, uh, and eventually the thing all ended up in the back of my car anyway. It was a giant waste. So this time, I tried to put my foot down, but the negotiation felt terribly. and we'll get to that coming up later this hour. Allie had an eventful day yesterday trying

1:47.8

to make another baby, believe it or not. Yeah, I had to leave the show yesterday and immediately

1:52.8

go to a doctor's office and get a wand put up my... Yes. Yeah. So we'll get into that.

1:58.9

It's weird having that experience while I. That's the magic right there. Tadda. And we'll get into that. It's weird having that experience while I. That's the magic right there. Tada. And we will get into that after this on KROQ. Good morning. Welcome to your KROC and welcome to your Tuesday. The Rockline Alley's show. So yesterday, Allie, you had something done to you. Part of a master plan. You want to go ahead and become a breeder. You want to breed more. And we are trying to talk you out of it, but it's something you want to do. So now we're rooting for you. It's now or never, I think. And we're all putting in good vibes. Vanessa, send out of some good vibes to her womb. Sending them sparkles, sparkles.

2:35.4

So there you have it. You know who also just got knocked up as Crystal B, dude, so I don't think that's going to work out. I know. I just saw that. I'm devastated. I mean, good for her. But that was the big plan is that Allie was going to get knocked up. I was so bummed out. We're going to bring Crystal B in here. So, anyway, whatever.

2:51.7

It was a hot TV lady.

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