It is the Jesse Kelly show, another hour of the Jesse Kelly show and I realized I didn't,

I teased it and I didn't actually follow through and tell people about my gigantic personal

victory, a goal of mine from today. You see, the wife and I decided we were going to take

the boys out for laser tag today and we didn't realize we were going to be in there with

a bunch of other people, a bunch of random people from the community. Well, let's just say

there were a bunch of tiny kids, including this big group of little girls that not only

played laser tag today, they played on the wrong team, Jack. So to say I dominated at laser

tag today would be a massive understatement. Those girls went away knowing they were not

the dominant force in laser tag. Jesse Kelly was the dominant force in laser tag and I think

this is a viable lesson. They will carry with them for the rest of their lives. So don't

call me a hero, but still, and by the way, that leads me right into this. I don't think,

I don't think we can possibly play enough this whole story out of Florida. But one day

when Nick says the rooster followed him and attacked him, he was trying to get the animal

away. And I try to hit it, but the chicken's jumping up at me and I accidentally knocked

it in the head. You know, call it a lucky shot, whatever. But when Dave Lee say came home,

all he saw was his rooster dead in a ditch. I said I'm calling JSO. I called JSO. JSO

didn't do not end that a couple days later. I realized I could call animal control.

And in late June, James Nick's went to jail for animal cruelty. Next thing you know, he

calls the chicken police on me while the neighbors continue the fight. Nick says he never should

have been arrested. Chicken's dying every day, people at churches, Popeyes, Kentucky fried

chicken. Really? Let's get this man free. Let's start a bail fund. This man doesn't

deserve to be behind bars. All right. All right. All right. Let's focus. I think look,

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