This is an IHeart podcast.

This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

It is the Jesse Kelly show, another hour of the Jesse Kelly show.

Another hour of the Jesse Kelly show on a wonderful Tuesday.

We're moving off with that dark stuff.

We're going to get to emails.

That'll be a good time.

We'll doggone cracker barrel.

We'll make fun of Jasmine Crockett.

Mexico's getting a little uppity.

All that and so much more coming up on the next hour of the Jesse Kelly show.

Some of that may bleed into the next one.

I don't know.

Whatever.

That's why they give us three hours.

All right.

So let's discuss something here.

Now, before I get to the actual story, I have to explain something that's pretty obvious.

Anyone who listens to the show for a long time will know this, but maybe you're a new listener.

Unbelievably, the show keeps growing, so let me just lay it out there.

I am the ugliest of ugly American.

I love my country.

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