Mark Simone on 710 W0R. Well, Nick DePaulo, one of the great comedians in the world today. Podcast star. You can hear the Nick Apollo show Monday through Thursday. Streams live at 6 o'clock. Go to Nick Dipo.com. Nick DePaolo, how you doing? What's up, Mr. New York? You know, when I hear Mr mr new york i think john garty i don't think

radio show holl john gody yeah well or johnny sack from the soprano oh my god johnny sack i hate

that guy you know i see that guy he's a right winger mark he's a right winger yeah well i know's a right winger, yeah. Well, I know the guy in real life, but I hate the character. I mean, the guy in real life is a great guy, but whenever I see him, you kind of cringe because it's Johnny Sack. And he's scary looking on that show. You know, I'm glad you're doing a New Year's Eve show because New Year's Eve, you should go to a concert, go see a great comedian.

That's a great way to spend your money. The worst thing is to go to these restaurants. They rob you on New Year's Eve. It's the worst thing in the world. Do they really? I've never gone to a restaurant. I'm using you on stage. I stopped doing New Year's Eve shows about 15 years ago because the comedy clubs would hand out the noisemakers before I went on. Well, but like a normal restaurant, you go on New Year's Eve. It's five times the normal price. They always say special New Year's Eve menu. It's like only three things. You don't get the whole menu. That's why you've got to go to Fuddruckers. Fudruckers? I love that place. Where's there are Fudrackers anymore? They got rid of all the ones around here. You got to do what the Jewish people do. You go to Chinese. Well, that's true. Hey, but all the Chinese restaurants are gone. It's all sushi now. But that fud ruckers, you get your hamburger, and then there was like a buffet of every topping in the world you could put on there. I'll be honest. You never been to with fudrackers. I just like the name. I used to references my act like three times. They were really good. So, but you like doing New Year's Eve, right? I mean, that's a great show. It is. Because you get paid a little more, number one. And if it's a venue like this, like Terry Town, people actually, you know, as opposed to a comedy club, which I'm not doing much anymore, thank God. Yeah. But people pay when they come to a venue like the tarry tom

music call they actually pay they know who they're seeing they're not fighting over chicken

fingers in the front world there's no there's no there's no bachelor's party with some

heavy set woman with a crown on her head you know so yeah i actually uh will be, this is my favorite venue in the country. No doubt. And I, you know, I actually lived in Terry town for a while. If you call that living, but okay. Yeah, then they caught me. And, uh, but this is about 20 minutes from where I live now. And I'll be home. I think it's an early start.

I'll be home by like 10 o'clock, eating at Chinese food, like the Jewish people. Oh, that's good. But you live in Westchester? I do. I live in Westchester. Well, as you know, New Year's Eve, every cop in Westchester gets out there and stops everybody looking for drunk drivers. So. Yeah, I almost got my first DUI last summer.

I was at the conference. drivers. Yeah, I almost got my first DUI last summer.

I was at the comedy cellar.

I had about 11 drinks to me.

I had me eat in about three weeks.

I like to drive fast.

That's why I use that waves up.

Yeah.

But tells you where the cops are. That's what people tell me, but is it really accurate? It really tells you where the cops are.

That's what people tell me, but is it really accurate?

It really tells you where the cops are?

Oh, yes.

I haven't had a ticket in 10 years.

And interesting about the Ways app.

It was invented by the Israeli military.

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