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This is the Michael K Show podcast.

I gotta get more K.

Listen live weekdays at one on the ESPN New York app and your smart speaker.

No Michael K.

Jake Asman, in for Michael, taking you until 3 p.m. We got a lot to get into. Michael, of course,

enjoying some time off. It is the baseball all-star break. We're going to start with some baseball this

afternoon. We'll mix in some football as well. I even got some thoughts on Connor McGregor and that

debacle that was his UFC return over the weekend.

Aaron Rogers is off the hook as far as being memed into oblivion with him coming out with the

flag for the Jets a couple of years ago.

It's now being replaced by Connor McGregor's Octagon Walkin because I think Rogers honestly lasted longer than McGregor did.

You think about it.

So we'll talk more about that later on in the show.

But it's funny, I was thinking about this coming into the studio today.

The last time I was on the air was Thursday.

The last time I hosted on this radio station was Thursday from 1 to 3 filling in for K as the Yankees

were playing an afternoon game against the race.

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