Hour 1: Windexing An Apple

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

The internet is mad at Kylie Jenner. It doesn’t take much. Let’s eat the headlines: Martha Stewart is launching appliances, Charlize Theron is scaling a billboard, and Barack Obama is visiting Steve Colbert before he’s fired. Vinnie is briefly recapping the major news out of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. What’s the deal with crabs shuffling everywhere? Are we washing fruit enough? The rise and all of Blockbuster is hard to believe. The world is a lot more convenient when it comes to movies.

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0:00.0	Hey, Bay Area, good morning.
0:01.4	Coffee, please.
0:02.1	Wake up with Sarah and Vinny.
0:03.4	This is amazing.
0:05.1	Every morning on Alice.
0:07.0	973.
0:08.8	Alice 973, Sarah and Denny, Alice's morning show, happy Monday.
0:15.4	Here's something that might cheer you up.
0:17.4	If you're one of those people who doesn't like Mondays, I don't know.
0:20.2	We've got money and we've got Harry Styles and we've mashed
0:27.9	them together. You finally got my five bucks? I got your thousand bucks. I got your five thousand
0:33.3	bucks. Oh my gosh. Yeah. You're rich, man. You're a thousand there. I only have
0:41.5	PayPal. No Venmo. No, that's too bad because I can only have Venmo. I have Zell. I've Zell now.
0:47.4	I'm forced to get Zell. Anyway, now I have it. Anyway, Harry Stiles in the UK.
0:55.7	And a thousand dollars.
0:57.7	Listen to this.
0:58.9	Every weekday at 905, 1205, and 305, we have code words that we're going to give out to you.
1:05.0	These are different, these are slightly different times.
1:07.1	905, 1205 and 305.
1:10.4	You take the code word to Radio Alice.com and you enter it in.
1:14.0	You start off with a chance to win $1,000.
1:17.9	$1,000.
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