Hi, diddley do neighbors. All right, it's a Wednesday. We've got a lot of ground to cover.

Right now, Scott Harris is on one of these private Zoom calls with the beat writers.

Rieger is part of that call. So if anything interesting comes out of that, we're going to give it to you.

But we wanted to start with something.

We just have it at a chance to get to following the Lions and the Quinn Hugh stuff.

And it is the wild deal at the University of Michigan where you don't have a full-time president.

You have an embattled athletic director who should be and might be getting fired.

And you don't have a football coach because your last one couldn't control his weiner so you're in this weird situation of

needing a coach you don't know who's doing the hiring the whole department is under investigation

you've hired a firm to investigate you the same way your former president was investigated.

And all along the way, we haven't had a chance to ask you who and what you would like as your head coach.

Now, all penis jokes aside, when we're asking you this question, it's difficult because

some people can't be hired in good faith. Let me explain. We can make the jokes about Stiffy

for Biffy, but the reality is Biff Pogie could not be hired because he was on the coaching staff

that featured a bunch of cheating.

He coached with Sharon.

You don't know what he did and didn't know about Sharon.

And God forbid something comes out that he did know things about Sharon.

You've arrived right back at square one.

So you think he would get in trouble because he knew something?

You don't know what he did or didn't know.

And then you have to go down all these interviews and background checks. Well, the reason why I said, let me just get that out the way, because I felt like that was a shot at me and I'm sitting right here. What are you talking about? About Biff Pogee. So, no, no, I'm kidding, Mike. Oh, no, no, because I said that maybe you just go that route.

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