Dear Sly Price Riser, we praise you.

Your commitment to raising the bar is something to look up to.

When the world said,

this mobile contract's price is high enough.

You said,

no, go higher.

Yeah, cheers to the bad mobile contracts out there

for showing us how to make a good one.

One that would rather raise your data, not your prices.

Go to gifgaff.com and switch now.

Gifgaff, we're up to good.

18-month commitment assay payment method required.

In terms of Sly Price, he gifgaff.com for its last terms.

You know what, Marcus?

Do not send him any money

until he gives me my shoes

after I beat him in the marksman's bracket

and Yukon won the national league.

That man still ain't got your shoes?

He didn't pay off his bet.

So don't even think-

I haven't given it to her yet.

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