And welcome in on a Tuesday.

Great to have everybody aboard.

No matter where you're listening or watching or whatever other nonsense we provide.

So we are going to start with something that is tournament related, but it's real life.

Now, should I go get him?

No.

Okay.

I'm going to set this up first.

By his request, it was you set it up, and I'll come in if I hear anything that is egregious or unacceptable.

We'll get to a lion's thing at three.

We've got a bracket conversation later in the day.

We've got TORC comments.

But I want to start with this.

And I want to say as a PSA, okay, I don't have kids.

I understand what it takes to have children, right?

To be a parent, I have chosen.

I do not want that.

That is something I've known for a long time.

I have infinite respect for parents.

And I know that when I say what I'm going to say, the easy button will be, well, why are you saying that? You don't have kids.

See, here's the problem. The problem is we've arrived. I'm sorry. I go ahead.

But we've arrived in a space where because you don't have kids, it's like you've been

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