Hour 1: Umbrellas Are For Losers (feat. Pablo Torre)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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"Thanks for the money, Dan!" Pablo Torre dropped another Pablo this morning and is here -- while paying off his Bucket punishment as a mummy -- to discuss one of the great parables of wealth and why a sob story can coexist with a scam story. He also explains whatever the hell a carbon credit actually is. Meanwhile, while planting his own carbon credit, Billy dismisses The Guatemalan Dream™. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Folks, losing at fantasy football has consequences.
0:04.0	It really does.
0:05.3	I mean, a new tattoo, a bad haircut, waffle challenges.
0:09.4	I've seen those waffle challenges.
0:10.6	Those look delightful.
0:12.3	You're stressing me out with that soundboard.
0:14.7	Well, fantasy football is stressful, so stressful that it can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.
0:20.1	Dentech's mouthguards help with nighttime teeth grinding.
0:23.0	I'm actually a grinder, and it's a problem I have.
0:25.5	And that's why Dentech wants to protect your teeth while raising the stakes with this fantasy season.
0:30.3	This is very exciting.
0:31.3	If you want the loser of your fantasy league to live in infamy at the 2026 football
0:35.9	All-Star game, sign up for the Ultimate Fantasy Football Punishment at Dentec.com slash Ultimate Punishment. No purchase necessary, open to legal residents of the 50 U.S. States and D.C. who are 21 years of age or older. Contest ends on December 8, 2025. Voidware prohibited. For details and official rules, visit dentec.com slash ultimate punishment. Now is a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Quervo. What are you doing here? Quervo. Anytime someone says quervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during and reads, like... Quervo. I think he could lay out out especially from one of our great partners sweet delicious
1:11.4	quervo since then quervo has stayed true to its roots the same family the same land the same
1:16.3	passion quervo so enjoy the tequila that started at all quervo quervo the tequila that invented
1:23.7	tequila broximo quervo dot com please drink responsibly coovo
1:26.9	boost mobile is a legit nationwide network so i have to take a break from the invented tequila. Roximo.com. Please drink responsibly. Quervo.
1:32.0	Boost Mobile is a legit nationwide network, so I have to take a break from the jokes here for one second and put on my serious voice because I would never, ever joke about a nationwide
1:36.6	network that has invested billions building towers across the country.
1:40.0	Not even once I would.
1:41.1	Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
1:43.5	There's nothing funny about this.
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