Hey, it's Friday. Actually, it's my final day for this year. I'm going to be taking two weeks off next week and the week after. Joe Bartlett, what will you do without me?

I'm going to take the time off too. Oh, you are? Yeah. Wait a minute. How do you get two weeks off? You took 47 weeks off this year. This guy's got two weeks every time you turn around. Don't be counting my vacation.

All right.

So, anyway, we'll make the most of it.

We've got a great show for you today.

We'll get to Donald Trump and his trading cards.

We'll get to Eric Adams and his crazy pronouncements.

We'll get to Kathy Hokel and her bungling incompetence.

We'll get to Alvin Bragg, letting the worst criminals out.

Letitia James, our attorney general, getting sued for covering up sexual harassment.

There's a bunch of documents about Hunter and the Ukraine that may be released.

We'll get to Elon Musk and a whole lot more.

And Chuck Schumer, have you heard Schumer on this government shutdown?

Yeah.

These politicians, they actually go on the air and they tell you, if you shut down the government for two days, do you know what that would mean?

These idiots shut down the whole private sector for two years and didn't blink

what the they shut down the whole private sector just like that like it was nothing like

yeah don't worry about it but you shut the government down for five minutes it's the worst

crisis in the world so uh I didn't actually watch the announcement

yesterday. I was tied up with things all day yesterday, but Donald Trump promised a big announcement.

Big announcement. We thought maybe he was going to announce the vice president. We thought maybe

announced he's leaving the Republican Party. We thought what, um, no one guessed that he would be introducing a line of,

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