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Well, we did it.

We made it to Las Vegas.

And I want to thank Fritzy for his bedside manner because I've been under the weather the last couple of days.

But nobody checks on me quite like you do.

So thank you for that, well, the special nature of our relationship. I'm glad you're slowly improving. Yes. It was bad yesterday. We got to Vegas, and I woke up, and I thought if I had to do a show, I wouldn't be able to do it. I was going to call Pauley and say, hey, welcome to the Pauley Papps show, that he was going to have to do the show.

But I had a doctor who came in, gave me a couple of shots. And for the first time, I think, 45 years, she said, pull down your pants, and I got a shot in my butt. I rolled up my arm, you know, my sleeve, and I go, okay, just give me the shot. And she goes, no, you've got to pull down your pants.

And I said, how many times have I heard that in Vegas?

Oh, boy.

But, God. rolled up my arm, you know, my sleeve. And I go, okay, just give me the shot. And she goes, no, you've got to pull down your pants.

And I said, how many times have I heard that in Vegas?

Oh, boy.

But got the shot.

So feeling a little bit better today. Yes, Paul. Wait, you went to a doctor or you called room service and ordered up a doctor? I ordered a doctor. They do that here? You can get anything in Vegas.

Actually, this seems like the town where in-house doctors could come in handy with performers.

Apparently, I forget what her name is.

She has a nickname. You can get anything in Vegas. Actually, this seems like the town where in-house doctors could come in handy with performers.

Apparently, I forget what her name is.

She has a nickname of she's that doctor that goes to people when they need something.

Celebrities, I'm told.

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