Oh, my my, it is the desi Kelly show. Let's have some fun.

Did you miss me? I missed you too.

I missed you too and it's going to be a blast of a night tonight.

Before I get into everything that's coming on the show,

I have to do something that is totally foreign to me,

but I have to do it because it was on my heart over the break when I was on vacation.

I just have to say something really quickly.

Thank you.

And for once, I'm not thanking myself.

And here's what I'm thanking you for.

As I said before, I took a vacation because I was on vacation last week.

Before I took a vacation, I told you, I know it sucks.

It sucks when you have a show you love. It becomes part of your day.

It becomes part of your life.

It becomes part of your routine.

You have a routine for how you listen to me.

Maybe you listen with your family.

Maybe you're on the way to work.

Maybe you're on the way home from work.

Maybe you're working out.

Maybe you're maybe you're making dinner.

Whatever your routine is, you have a routine.

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