All right, Smearnoff, official vodka of the NFL, world's number one vodka. Chris Cody, you're with me here. Smeanor. Wow, you're on the money with Smearnoff. Spirnoff. I'm going to ask you, Chris, what's your favorite game day food? Smirnoff. That's your favorite game day drink. What's your favorite game day food? Smirnoff!

All right.

Here's the deal.

Game day is everything.

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Smearnoff!

Smearnoff belongs in that mix because if you're tailgating or hosting or just sitting there checking your fantasy lineup every 30 seconds, you need.

Marenav! or hosting, or just sitting there checking your fantasy lineup every 30 seconds, you need. Fair enough! Otherwise, it's not a real game day. They've been doing it since 1864, which is, I don't even want to do the math. It's a long time. It's like when Greg Cody was born. They're award-winning. They make cocktails super easy, and they're all about bringing fans together. So, yeah, we do game days. That's their thing. And if you're over 21, you should do. Why, Chris? Smarin off. Grab a bottle of... Smarraf! At your local retailer and head to... Smarendoff.com to find recipes of delicious cocktails perfect for game day. Smare enough. Please drink responsibly. Smare it off.

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This is the Dan Levator show with the Stucats podcast.

We needed to get an expert on to talk about the question that plagued us for 24 hours from yesterday, which is if a piece of pizza walked, would it walk?

If it walked upright, not slithered across the floor on all fours, but if it walked on two

legs, would the crust be at the bottom or the top? So we went to get Spice Adams, who is here on behalf of Red Baron pizza,

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