Oh, delightful. Welcome on a Thursday. We have got lions to discuss. We have got, we've got a story that I honestly thought was an onion article, and that's where we're going to lead. Because it relates to the lions, I think. It makes me thankful this holiday season for Sheila Fordham. Because what I'm going to have Hatchet Reed is one of the

most incredible things that I forced David to track down the actual reporting because I'm like,

dude, this has to be from like Adam Blefter some parody account. It can't be real.

We all thought that. So, David, if you'd be so kind, I would like you to read this story and people, this should just, A, show you, we do live in a

simulation, but B, how thankful we should be. The lions have finally got things right because you could have this. David,

if you'd be so kind. From the athletic, the New York Jets owner was at his house in Palm Beach,

Florida last February discussing potential offseason acquisitions. Why receiver Jerry Judy

flashed on the screen and Jets General Manager Joe Douglas expressed interest.

So Johnson began to take his phone out and started typing.

A few weeks later, Douglas and the Broncos GM were in negotiations.

They were deep into negotiations.

They were going to give Aaron Rogers another potential playmaker.

The Broncos felt a deal was near, then abruptly it fell apart. Douglas told the Broncos that Johnson

didn't want to make the trade because the owner felt Jerry Judy's player rating in Madding

NFL was too low. One more time for the people in the back, David.

The Broncos owner, I'm sorry, the Jets owner didn't want to make the trade because the owner

felt Jerry Judy's player rating in Manning NFL wasn't high enough, according to league sources.

That right there, when I initially saw it, and people sent that to me this morning,

like you, Onion. Okay, you can't believe everything you read on the internet then all of a sudden I'm like okay

let me see if this is legit oh no it's real that this is where we are not let's let's look at his game footage let's look at what he's done let's look at his game footage.

Let's look at what he's done.

Let's look at his past.

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