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On a Wednesday, we're over halfway done.

It's Hump Day.

And man, what a show. What a show we're about to have on a Wednesday night.

So we're going to be all over the map. I'm going to level with you right now. We're going to be all over the map.

We're going to talk about the illusion of choice to open up the show. That'll come up in a couple minutes.

The forgotten Americans, this may apply very much to you.

We'll come back to a foundational principle of the communists.

There's a terrible story about an illegal that brings this one home.

Our real enemy, where are they?

All that, I'm going to do a ton of emails, a wonderful story

out of Kentucky, and I'm not even sure why I love it so much. Standards at restaurants and so much

more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly's show.

Let me tell you a little story.

It's going to be the lamest two-minute story you've ever heard in your entire life.

So I know that's really exciting.

Turn up the radio.

Here it's going to be.

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