Oh, it is the Jesse Kelly show. Let's have some fun on a Friday. And yes, it is me. I'm here. I'm back in the chair on a Friday. And today's show is different than any show we've ever done before. Why? What here's why?

You see, you email the show. We read your emails. All your emails go right to Chris. The ones you send to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show.com. They all go right to Chris. We read them. And then we set some aside so we can read them on the show.

Now that said, we set more aside than we ever actually get to on the show. And we thought it would be fun, funny, interesting to take this. Do you hear this? Can you hear this? That's what you call a huge stack of papers. It looks like a Bible sitting here. These are your emails. We thought it would be funny and fun to take a Friday show and pick the day.

And pick the oldest ones first, not the newest ones. And simply do three hours of your questions and comments. And there is they run the gamut in here. Of course, there's a lot of Biden politics, Porter, Ukraine, I mean, spending COVID, you name it. There's a lot in here. And we are going to do a big email round up for three freaking hours. And it's going to be fun.

So that is tonight on the Jesse Kelly show. No calls, no guests, no nothing. You and me and a Bible of emails. All right. And then before we get to the old ones, I should probably get to one of the newer ones because I'm not sure how to take this. And well, just walk through this with me.

The subject of the email is hate mail. Jesse, I hate your show. Let me tell you why. One reason has to do with something that to your credit, you regularly admit about yourself.

Your community college educated dummy. There is never a time that someone listening might pause and think, is this Thomas soul or Jesse Kelly on the radio right now? If Rush Limbaugh was low brow, then they are going to invent.

Then they are going to need to invent a new lower category to classify you. I also hate your show for its corporate shilling, whether it's mantis X or chalk, you're always pushing some machismo patriotic product without any shame, promo code Jesse, by the way.

But if I'm being honest, my hate for your show really really boils down to the fact that despite all this, I listen to you every day anyway. And I said, if that isn't bad enough, I broke down in bottom, mantis X and I've been taking chalk for a week now.

Don't worry, you shill, he says, I made sure they knew you sent me. You know what writing all this down made me realize it's not you I hate or your show it's me I hate myself for loving you and he signs it.

It's going to be the greatest email in the history of the show. I still don't know whether he likes me or not, but I mean, listening, thanks buddy. So without further ado, let's get to some more ones. This one.

This one's from last year, this is from 2021 all these are going to be a wild ride to your Jesse, I'm a listener from Ireland and I heard you play our PM's comments on CNN. I have no idea what those comments were about Ireland being 94% fully vaccinated, but the 5% on vaccinated are causing a lot of trouble to drive this point home.

He's a qualified medical doctor. There is a mask mandate here and forced can sanitation in most workplaces, even though both those things are ineffective against COVID-19.

Yadiyah, I don't think he has actually has a point to make that we're going to move on. Look, we're walking through this together. You're with me. Hi, Jesse. Oh, man, these are old. Although Nancy Pelosi is ultimately responsible for passing this monstrosity bill back better bill.

I have to place a lot of blame on Republicans. What didn't it on it didn't get past. I think a lot of them don't care that it passed. Oh, he's talking about the infrastructure bill. Look, when it comes to Republicans or when it comes to Washington, DC Republicans.

Let me explain something to you. You already know this, but there's so much favor trading when it comes to Congress. And that's a big part of why Republicans are so worthless so much of the time. And here's what I mean.

Let's say you got elected to Congress tomorrow, maybe maybe you're running for Congress. Now we're Senate or something like that. Let's say you got elected to Congress tomorrow. Well, even during the process of you running.

If the powerful Republicans in Washington, DC, if they thought you could win, not even that you were going to if you were going to they really ramp this up. But if they thought you could win.

Here's what you experience. And I say this from experience because I was here. I ran for Congress twice in Arizona. At first, I had no shot right and then towards the end, they thought, oh my gosh, this guy might win. And so what I experienced was this.

You have the heavy hitters in leadership positions. And remember, there's a lot more leadership than just the speaker of the house, you know, or the minority leader. They're the guys who had the House Republican conference. They're the guys who had the the Ways and Means Committee or the military committee.

There are powerful guys that get to powerful places you only get to once you've been there for a while. And once they once they figure out you might win. They don't wait. They've done this long enough. They don't wait. They immediately start being really nice to doing you favors.

Walking to you a lot more back when I was running for office. I think Paul Ryan was. I know he was in Congress. He wasn't the speaker because Banner was the speaker. But look, that's a great example too.

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