You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.

This is The Down Laboratory Show with this two-gots podcast.

You've heard me say before,

two-gots, there are certain sentences or headlines

that will get me to continue reading.

I saw one last week, just a sentence that read,

a person has died at the $2 million home of Titan's cornerback

Caleb Farley after his house exploded,

just a sentence that is going to get me to continue reading.

This one, oddly enough, apocalyptic as it is,

biblical as it is, doesn't keep me reading.

Until now, Ron DeSantis has not felt the need to come back to Florida

to publicly address a handful of other emergencies.

His administration has faced this summer,

including outbreaks of leprosy in malaria,

a deadly spree of flesh-eating bacteria,

record-breaking temperatures off Florida's shore

that have threatened delicate coastal ecosystems

and a teetering property insurance market.

There's lots of those that he can't really fix, though, right?

What is he going to do about the temperature?

He doesn't even mention that Hurricane is coming

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