Hour 1: The Bottom 5%
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
People can get so used to the insane that normal is what feels insane. Why are we celebrating the fact that the president is using his presidential powers to protect it? The opinion of a parasite. Burning hot towels. A clean bill of health.
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| 0:00.0 | This is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:14.5 | It is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:19.8 | Let's have some fun. |
| 0:23.6 | On a Monday, an incredible Monday, a medal of honor Monday. |
| 0:30.9 | Easy for me to say. |
| 0:31.8 | That's coming up about an hour from now. |
| 0:34.2 | And we have so much going on in the country. |
| 0:37.5 | It's hard to get to everything, but we slapped around Colombia this weekend. |
| 0:42.2 | That's always a good time. |
| 0:43.7 | We're apparently paying the Taliban millions of dollars for rubbers. |
| 0:48.0 | Miami University is getting back to normal. |
| 0:51.1 | I'll tell you why that's just it matters. |
| 0:53.2 | Just hang with me on that. |
| 0:55.0 | Haiti doesn't want its people back, says it'll be catastrophic, making fun of hysterical |
| 1:02.0 | celebs, all that and so much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly show. |
| 1:08.0 | Now, let's begin with kind of what's going to be a theme tonight on the show. |
| 1:14.8 | Normal. |
| 1:17.4 | Normal can seem crazy for people who've gotten used to abnormal. |
| 1:27.3 | Part of the human condition. |
| 1:28.8 | Let me say that again. |
| 1:30.1 | Normal can and in fact will seem crazy for people who've gotten use to abnormal. |
| 1:41.8 | You ever watch a movie, read a book about somebody who had spent a lot of time maybe |
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