Hour 1: The Best Chuck Norris Jokes

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Remembering Chuck Norris, the iconic action/meme star. Sarah and Matty saw ‘Project Hail Mary’ over the weekend. Can Sarah keep the gang’s streak going? The Bay isn’t the only place getting record temperatures. If you find yourself getting wound up by your sleep score, is it really helping you? Here are some tips that might actually help you sleep. Even retired people hate Mondays. Vinnie is loving the feeling of a job well done. Who is the worst person to sit next to on a flight?

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0:00.0	Wake up with good vibes and variety.
0:02.6	Oh my God, that's brilliant.
0:04.6	We got to do that.
0:05.6	Sarah and Vinny.
0:06.7	Alice 973.
0:08.7	Alice 973.
0:10.0	Sarah and Vinny, Alice's morning show.
0:13.3	Desperately in need of my San Francisco Bay thermos this morning.
0:17.6	Their coffee.
0:19.1	Amazing.
0:37.9	Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Park you right up. San Francisco Bay coffee. Um, pick your day, single-day passes to outside lands all this week. You'll have three chances a day. 905, 1205, and 505. We'll give you code words. You take them to Radio Alice.com. And then you pick which day you want to go to Outside Lands. It's amazing.
0:39.4	Charlie X-CX on Friday.
0:40.4	The Strokes on Saturday.
0:42.2	Rufus DeSoul on Sunday.
0:46.2	And also 1,000 other bands and you wander all around.
0:47.6	It's an amazing festival.
0:51.9	August 7th through 9th in Golden Gate Park, courtesy of another planet entertainment.
0:55.9	You can call us or text us at any time, 800, 400, 3697. Do we have an Odyssey email address yet? I haven't gotten it yet. Yeah, that's,
1:01.3	it's weird, Odyssey, that in one minute I can get one on Gmail and yet somehow I don't understand
1:07.8	what the, where the traffic jam is happening how i don't know we they made one email
1:11.0	for us which was just to distribute things and i'm like that's not what we need we need one to
1:15.6	check every day and then that was supposed to get done and i'm still i'm sure they're on it guys yeah
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