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Let's have some fun.

On a Thursday, a magnificent Thursday, and we're going to have fun for the next

three hours.

I give you my word on that. My goodness, the questions came

pouring in and it's been quite a week because we have the Chicago Bears are leaving Chicago.

Why? People have questions about the DC water manager. J.D. Vance had a nice funny. We're going to talk about everything

from the Olympic athletes hating America. Someone wants to know why do people actually care

about diversity? A couple guys struggling with their daughters going a little kooky and

calmly. All that and so much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly show.

I actually want to begin with this one because it piggybacks nicely off a story from yesterday,

but it was about way more than just D.C. in the Potomac.

The story, maybe you missed yesterday, maybe you've been out in the woods, maybe you had your phone put down and there's nothing wrong with that. Remember, take breaks from politics when it stresses you out. Don't let it ruin your life. Even this show, turn the radio off if it makes your life worse. Come back in a week. There's a story out, but there's a bunch of raw sewage flowing into the Potomac.

When I say a bunch, I mean millions of gallons.

A bunch.

That's a lot of poop.

And when you have a disaster like that with raw sewage floating in front of the capital of our country, people are going to start

looking into why. People are going to try to figure out, okay, who's screwed up? Someone

screwed up. Because I'm looking out from the Kennedy Center and that's definitely a turd.

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