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Hour 1: Roy Wood Jr. was the comic who entertained the crowd at the Washington Press Corps dinner.

Mark Simone

Mark Simone

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4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Unlike former President Trump, President Biden does not do press conferences. NY Post Journalist Michael Goodwin: Michael and Mark talked about the White House Correspondents Dinner. The comic was making jokes about President Biden. They also hit on Diane Feinstein not being well enough to do her job.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hey, the sun is shining. A lot of you around the country, you don't, you're not in New York.

0:05.9

We had the most brutal rain for the last 36 hours. It's just vicious. And Joe Bartlett, it was,

0:12.7

you missed all this rain. It was just awful. The worst flooding rain. And it was so, rain so hard,

0:19.4

you couldn't call anybody last night because if you called them all you

0:22.0

heard was I got a leak in my basement I got a leak in this this is leaking I have a leak here my

0:26.8

this is flooded yeah and you got more coming this week too there's a lot of rainy days ahead

0:32.2

yeah but normal rain right yeah normal rain yeah normal rain this was out of control but you know

0:36.8

what this is good.

0:37.9

We actually were in these drought conditions. We didn't have enough rain. And if you want to get enough

0:42.6

rain, I'd rather have it just two days. Give us all the rain for the month. It makes more sense.

0:48.3

But it was unbelievable. Even last night, the LIE was flooded around fresh meadows.

0:55.3

They had to close it down.

0:57.4

Cross Island Parkway was so, the water so deep, cars were stalled and abandoned.

1:02.3

Where else?

1:03.5

I think the Sprainbrook, really, really out of control rain, but the sun is shining.

1:08.8

It's beautiful.

1:09.5

Another reason to live in manhattan you don't

1:11.4

have to worry about this stuff never a problem so hey what's this rumor you're retiring yes

1:18.5

it's official decided it's time why why yeah why you're gonna you know what a week later you're gonna miss it yeah maybe but um you

1:32.0

know i just need more time i'm getting old it sounds exactly the same more time for what what

1:38.9

the hell do you need more time for you got plenty of time no no i've got golf tournaments to play in i got people to see

1:46.1

vacation's tiger woods here uh i don't know i love to play golf but i can you play golf every day

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