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Tony!

It was just a slow-mo of Belichick walking across the field in a profile view, and there

was absolutely nothing to it. He didn't, he didn't move a finger. It was just slow-mo of him walking, and I was like, I think that was me reposting that story. That was it? You felt like they were going to win the national championship? I just, I don't know what I thought. I was like, that's a weird thing to post. It's just him walking in slow motion.

Yeah, but I love a coach who's walking. I mean,

love a good coach walk. Yeah. You can tell a lot about a coach in the way he walks. Yes.

If he's, if he's looking to the left, twirling a whistle, just just book the Super Bowl.

Just book it. Is that how it works?

You know what?

I kind of like that.

Like Mike McDaniel when he walks,

not too serious.

Like there's kind of a little cartoonish sort of lift to it. Yeah, kind of a.

Yeah.

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