Oh, it is the Jesse Kelly show. Let's have some fun. Yes, it's me. Yes, some back. I had

a family wedding I was at yesterday, but tonight we have to talk about pirates, Chris. We're

getting the band back together, baby, the pirate ships coming back. We have to talk about pirates,

the new world order. They're apparently just saying the quiet parts out loud now. Crime, Eric

Adam. He's turning to Chicago for guidance on crime. We're going to talk CDC, FDA, FBI. Oh,

there's all kinds of things going on. Yes, by the way, I'm going to hit some of this Supreme

Court nominee. I'm going to say I'm going to hit some of that hearing, but not a ton. I'll

hit some of it tonight on the Jesse Kelly show. Boris Rifkin an hour and a half from now on

his continuing series. He's doing with us about the history of communism and the Bolsheviks

and everything else. So we've got tons on the Jesse Kelly show tonight. But I want to

begin here. Situations, circumstances, they determine how we conduct ourselves. You see,

in a fairy tale world, in a perfect world, the kind of world you want, the kind of world

I want, there would be one rigid set of principles that you will not value. You won't you

won't deviate from them under any circumstance. This is right. And this is wrong. A theory.

I personally, the test theory. This is, I have no idea why this is because I'm a horrible

person, just a dreadful human being, but I will not steal. I will not. And this is goes

back to as a child. I mean, I don't know, honestly, I don't know whether something happens,

I'm stole something of mine or something. I do remember that one kid stole my nunchucks

and I'm still mad about it. Anyway, but there's something in me that despises thevery,

taking something that isn't yours. I hate it. I despise it. And I'm somebody who will

commit crimes. I will admit to you. I will commit, thevery, you could leave a million

dollars cash with me in a briefcase. And you could come back a year later and it would

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