Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stugas, and this is stupidity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

We are inside the Brand Star Studios here.

Israel Gutierrez is with us today.

Mikey A is on the Zoom. Taylor is here as well.

I like this crew. NBA, the season is over. And all we have left is baseball guys. That and Joey

chestnut and a hot dog eating contest. Just a few weeks away. A couple weeks away. Nobody's happy

today, right, Stu? Well, why? Tell me what? Because, I mean, outside of Oklahoma City, who could be happy?

The Pacers just got their season ruined for next year. Right. Because Tyre's Halliburton is hurt.

It's the rare game where you lose the NBA finals and the next season is also ruined.

Yeah. I mean, it happened to the Warriors in 2019 where they had

two guys go out, so they knew the next season was going to be ruined for them. Right. And then KD left,

and obviously everybody knew that was going to happen too. But yeah, like even the rest of the league,

you know, nobody really loved watching OKC win that. You know, everybody was like driving themselves crazy feeling that they were gaslit

whenever they said, wow, look at all the separation SGA creates when every single time

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