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This is the Dan Levatar Show with the Stucats podcast.

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If you were watching football for the first time yesterday,

do you think that you would say those four teams were playing the same sport?

That those two games were the same sport.

I had that weird thought yesterday, absent context. If you didn't know what jogging and marathoning was, because the Miami Marathon sort of shut down all of Miami Sunday

morning where you couldn't get anywhere because you had thousands of people who have flown in from

all over running down the street. And if you didn't know what marathons were, you'd just think

that a bunch of people were being

chased by something giant.

You know, it starts off with the Kenyans are in front of everybody and then the incredibly

fit obsessive people.

And then it's, you know, a guy dressed as Batman is running through the streets.

But you would be confused by the, I couldn't walk my dog across ocean drive because you couldn't

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