Hour 1: Miami Is a Chain-Snatching City (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Meadowlark Media
4.7 • 32.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Discovery Shark Week is back and it's crunch time. The pop culture phenomenon returns with an amazing lineup of 20 brand new shows. On night one, Discovery is doing an event called Dancing with Sharks. That's people. Dancing with Sharks. It's something you must see to believe, but it doesn't stop there. From testing Shark Venom on a human to placing a camera inside a shark's mouth, |
| 0:21.6 | Discovery Shark Week is pushing the limits like never before, and is a week everyone |
| 0:25.6 | will be talking about. |
| 0:27.1 | Shark Week starts this Sunday, July 20th, at 8 on Discovery. |
| 0:32.8 | Now is a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. |
| 0:36.2 | In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Quervo. What are you doing here? Quervo. Anytime someone says Quervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during an ad reads, like... Quervo. I think you could lay out, especially from one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious quervo. Since then, Quervo is true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion. Quervo. |
| 0:37.7 | So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Quervo. The tequila, that invented tequila. Broximo, quervo.com, please drink responsibly. Quervo. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlayes on multiple long shots. |
| 1:12.6 | Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero. |
| 1:16.6 | Always drink your Yeagermeister ice cold. |
| 1:19.0 | That's the rule. |
| 1:19.7 | Everything else is merely a suggestion. |
| 1:21.5 | Everything else? |
| 1:22.7 | Everything else. |
| 1:23.8 | Wearing clean underwear every day. |
| 1:26.0 | Well, that's just a personal decision. |
| 1:44.4 | Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules. But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. |
| 1:45.5 | Drink responsibly. |
| 1:48.7 | Yeagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, |
| 1:50.9 | imported by Mass Yeagermeister U.S. |
| 1:52.0 | White Plains, New York. |
| 1:56.5 | This is the Dan Levator show with the Stugats podcast. Startle. Start of the day, start of the day, start of the day, and this year start of the day. |
| 2:09.3 | Start of the day, start of the day, and this year start of the day. |
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