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I'm Jonas Knox.

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Normally you can hear us before the Dan Patrick show Monday through Friday. 6 a.m. Eastern time, 3 a.m. Pacific alongside Brady Quinn. Brady Quinn is not with us today. So when LeBar and I just work the two of us, we... I'm black. And I look like Dracula. So we are called Black and Drack. So you were getting a Black and Drack. And I'm Black. A Black and Drag. So we call the show Black and Drag. Hey, it is what it is, man. All right. Racist. Yeah, I got carried away there. I don't even know what that voice was, to be honest. It's all good. Come on back. It's Black and drag. Black and drag is Black and drag. Good morning, everyone. This Black and Drack edition of the show is going to take you all the way up until noon Eastern time. 9 a.m. Pacific. You can listen on the IHeart Radio app. You can find us on hundreds of affiliates all across the country. You can watch live on YouTube as well. Just go to two pros, FSR on YouTube. You can watch the simulcast of this show as we are going to play some grab ass here for the next three hours filling in for Dan and the guys.

And we hope you'll play along. Yeah, why not?

You grab some ass too, okay?

It's like that David Copperfield bit where he just, we touched the screen, you remember?

And like the magic trip happens back of the day.

What a scam that was.

I don't want to make reckless allegations here to start the show, but it just seemed a little far-fetched that you could touch a

screen, and he knew exactly what you were going to touch the TV. It's weird. That was pretty cool, though. It was great. You know, even when he was in that, like, you know, that coffin and it was full of water or whatever, and he was up in there, like, how did he get out of there? I don't know. I just still don't know.

I should know.

I'm Dracula.

I should know.

You should, bro.

Now, with that being said, the NFL off season is off and running. Okay. And the NFL off season is filled with rumors. It's filled with reports. It's my favorite time of the year because after the dust settles and the draft is

finished and free agency is over and we're getting ready for training camp, I love to go

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