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It is good to see Kelly show let's have some fun on a Monday

And it is going to be a blast of a Monday. Here's what we got it

We obviously have middle of honor Monday coming up one hour from now most important thing we do all week that'll be fun

The knockout game. What is the knockout game? It's back in New York City. I'll explain

I'll explain why why and Tifa why are they armed in guarding a bunch of drag queens? That's kind of a weird mix

We have the FBI somehow even worse than you thought it was before

Man inflation is about to get a lot worse and

Fran sucks all that's coming up tonight on the Jesse Kelly show, but we're actually beginning none of those places

And I'll be honest every story I just announced is

Probably more important than where we're going to begin and that's a really stupid thing to do if you have a radio show

But it's my show so I get to do stupid things all the time and I'm gonna do a stupid thing now

Yeah, we're gonna get to all that we're gonna get to it shortly

But I want to get to something else

You see I'm obviously known as being ridiculously handsome what Chris

Chris is back from his vacation wait till I get to that I'll get to that in a few Chris is back from his vacation

Chris you shouldn't tell me what you did on vacation now

I know and now I have to tell everyone Chris is back from vacation. All right, but I'm noticed being rude

Understand that I'm noticed being direct rude whatever you want to say

So I'm about to sound nice

When I reference something that took place last night you probably haven't heard it all day long

There was a video music awards or something. I don't even know

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