Hey, Bay Area, good morning.

Coffee, please.

Wake up with Sarah and Vinny. This is amazing. Every morning on Alice. 973. Hey, Alice 973. I love that song. It's so good. Is everything okay? You're like fixated on my glasses. Well, no, you brought, I didn't bring it up. You brought it up. I know, but you said I had to get rid.

I had a, I bought a brand new pair of glasses.

I wore them for one day and now they're gone. I hate them. I do hate, I'm going to see if they'll just, I mean, they do exchanges. It's four eyes, so you can just go in there and say,

I need a different frame.

They just, they're the ones with the little

plastic nose grabbers on them.

And I thought, well, maybe that'll be good because these, you know, the ones without that always slide down my nose. I'll take the slide down my nose. I'm telling you, I felt like I was peeling off layers of my skin every time I adjusted them. Oh, because they were sticking kind of? They're just like, yeah, kind of like, I just, I don't know. And I always think about my nana and how she had these like holes on the sides of her nose that were just dug in.

It's where her glasses sat.

And I just, oh, man, that looks painful.

Too bad you're not blessed with a giant beak.

Yeah.

You know,

then everything stays up there.

I know.

It would be good.

If there was a good little resting place,

like a lump right there would be perfect.

Just a two can nose.

It's got to be just a better,

it's got to be a better way.

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