The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

How are you?

I'm fantastic.

How are you?

I'm all right, man.

Still not.

I don't feel right now.

Got the flu? I don't know.

I guess that's just what you call it when you don't feel good.

I feel like if it feels like a horrible cold, and as soon as I get a fever, if I get body aches, then I call it the flu.

Yeah, fever, body aches, can't breathe, congested, just irritable.

Yeah, well that's just being sick.

I know.

Anything makes me feel like crap, I get irritable.

But if I get a fever and I'm laying in bed with my body hurting, I just think that's flu.

It's probably not.

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